Set in an unspecified French village, the locals are shocked when a group of girls skinny dipping in the nearby lake (all very tastefully done I hasten to add) are killed by a group of zombiefied Nazi soldiers, that spring up out of the waters and drag them down to their demise.
A couple of detectives are brought in to try and solve the mysterious murders, only to end up as the zombies next victims. It turns out that during the war, the French resistance ambushed and killed a squad of German soldiers and dumped the bodies into the nearby lake, but failed to take notice of any of the local superstitions (never a wise move). Although, seeing as this film appears to be set in the early 80's, why it's taken so long for them to emerge and start killing people is a bit of a mystery, but there you go.
Not-with-standing, the villagers quickly organise a lynch mob to take down the zombie menace, only to end up being decimated by the undead soldiers, who's 'convincing' zombie make-up basically consists of green paint, which doesn't even cover the whole of the actors faces and keeps washing off in the lake.
There's also a bizarre sub plot about one of the zombies visiting his former daughter, who strangely still looks all of 12 despite the fact she should be in her 40's if she was born near the end of the war, but then since when did logic ever come into these films? Such as why do their uniforms still look almost new despite being underwater for 40 years, or how come the skinny dipping girls are only knee deep in the water when viewed from the lakeside, yet appear to be swimming in 12 feet of it from the underwater shots?
Bad acting, naff zombie make-up (the aforementioned green face paint), painfully obvious underwater shots filmed in a swimming pool, not to mention the plot inconsistencies bigger than the aforementioned lake itself. Low budget doesn't even begin to describe this film, which quite unbelievably was directed by respected Eurohorror director Jean Rollin, albeit under the pseudo name J A Laser.
That's not to say the film isn't without merit. I bust a gut laughing at the thoroughly ridiculous scenes of the zombies attacking the naked young girls, and the equally ridiculous slapstick battle with the angry villagers. Utterly hilarious, grab the six pack and the popcorn and have a blast!
四分给徐峥拍的第三个故事。前两个故事立意宏大，看太多，毫无新鲜感，估计是位导演都能拍，是个编剧都会写这样的故事，完全是印模子的故事。最后一个故事看似新意，但已经猜到孩子与机器人的关系，西洋镜拆穿，食之无味。唯有徐峥的故事非常讨巧，恰好我做过文案，有共鸣，还有就是故事也有新意，从孩子的假作文到父亲的「鸭先知」，生动有趣，小演员很给力，感觉比徐峥演的还好，四个故事，后三个的主旨是失败不可怕，放弃梦想才可怕。同样的立意，徐峥的故事小巧灵活，幽默风趣，选材独特，印象深刻。
《诗》：用了最多长镜头，也真的把黄轩和章子怡拍出了浪漫，可惜后面也落入强行煽情
在奥特曼系列中，人类想要靠自己的力量保护地球一直都是一个很正能量的立意，但是这个邪特就是太过于执着于获得属于自己的力量导致魔怔了
1.25看完 章子怡眼里的坚韧和被光笼罩的身体真好看 但是第三段鸭先知太好看了 太徐峥啦
打死我都不信我们会在平原上出动一个骑兵团去攻占对方一个成建制的防御兵团，成片上百的战马啊，就这么用？？？领导舍得吗？？？为了红是不是也太红了？和包子雷有什么本质的区别？吴京一个冷锋就行了，别搞那么多啊，花眼了啊战狼
「乘风」就像是吴京版的「亮剑」同人，「诗」是「我造火箭的父亲母亲」，精明的徐峥用「鸭先知」“致敬”了一把韦斯·安德森，沈腾再一次证明了在开心麻花眼中电影和小品差别不大。
导演创造了一个近乎完美、理想的哲学思想实验，以探讨人类文明与法律的进程。 当事人双方存在文化差异、阶级不同，以及不同的成长环境和性格等等。一方真的无意伤害对方，一方真的受到了极大的伤害。
3.0/10。已经没救了，又可以弃坑一次啦。
哭死我了，第四个故事。我好想深圳。徐的那个鸭先知我是深有感触的。
一切都会败给时间，每个人都是赤裸裸地来，又赤裸裸地归去。
《鸭先知》or《诗》还能看，王菲的歌，这系列可以别拍了嘛…
3.5。前面铺垫过长，以至于等到核心事件发生，还难以置信他俩居然做了。。看到女方辩护律师有意将事件引导到道德层面-即父权社会的锅，甚至牵扯到metoo运动，对这种伪女权表示无语。父权和这起案件两码事，前者是全世界的问题，是根本性问题，并不是一起案件就能推翻，可以通过无数件metoo事件，但这么指向性煽动包括在社媒上的呼吁，不就是对案件的男性不公平吗。。
真相不得所知，结局众说纷纭，大家都是从自己的地位、利益、评判出发各执一词，但是庭审结束都谁都不是赢家，每个人都受到了伤害，到底是法律的公正重要？还是讲求社会效果，更有利于各方重要？就仁者见仁，智者见智了
“没拒绝没反抗＝默认同意”这类性侵的洗白的方法搁全世界都一样
章子怡的《诗》非常动人 父亲的温柔母亲的坚毅 大漠黄沙中流露的爱意 还有那个年代舍小家为大家 航天人的勇敢 坚持 和浪漫 另外三段就很一般了 王菲的《如愿》唱得很好听~
话说剑悟到最后变身器也还在啊，那德凯又是沿着特利迦世界观的，剑悟还能变身德凯要怎么出场？回火星种菜了？还是腿断了当队长？
这部电影是在忠告现在的年轻人：花痴少女们，高富帅是不会真心喜欢你的，你们只是他们的发泄工具；高富帅们，不要以为这个世界上的所有事情都能被你们为所欲为。
故事是场罗生门，无奈剪辑太散，节奏太慢，完全没有达到观点在不同的陈述中反复横跳的效果。男女双方双人视角分开很容易先入为主，结尾双方律师说的倒是蛮精彩。夏洛特·甘斯布这戏份也是迷惑…
因为商业而存在的变身必需品，总是会和「自身是光」的设定有着天然的冲突，所以一旦剧情涉及到「必须找回变身器才能变身」的情节就想发笑。女主的摆烂无能也是泽塔之后对女性角色塑造的大退步。反差大的夺舍或走火入魔固然对演技展现有所帮助，但全片反派都是同样的表演和设定未免也太无趣了吧，蛇仓和托雷基亚消耗掉所有的编剧了吗！值得称赞的也就只有吊打TV的特效和打戏拍摄了。
每个人都可以变成光，但光本身却想变成人，一颗发光星星太渺小，但所有的星星一起聚集的光可以点亮整个宇宙~~果然剧本正常的特利迦就是帅，这剧情新生代正常水平，但比其他的剧场版要好，致敬迪迦的部分也不会太刻意。
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