剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 夙可昕 4小时前 :

    十个小故事几乎没什么原创,都是一些玩烂的套路,除了俊男靓女,实在没什么让人眼前一亮的。

  • 仉芙蓉 9小时前 :

    很早之前看过原著,语言简洁但是非常会把握读者的吓点,还会挖坑。电影就非常失望,不仅早早揭秘,深山传说这种恐怖片的任何精华都给丢得一干二净,除了血腥啥也没有,找个原住民大爷两句话就给说完了,增加了一些毫无意义的童年阴影和羁绊。失望了。

  • 勇乐心 4小时前 :

    恐怖片入门鉴别大赏。意在用10个小故事把最基本款的恐怖套路讲给你听。

  • 孟雅爱 9小时前 :

    蒽...hblx帅走了三颗星。非原作党的我看到中途一度在思考:“这里到底跟ギャンブル有啥关系啊?!”特别是脱出ゲーム那块不就硬生生肉搏吗😂还是那种很智熄的“肉搏”法我翻白眼ing。最后ババ抜き的紧张感确实营造出来了,但结局也可以说毫不意外,老主角光环了!以及你都把人整死了最后还非要煽情一把在hangman执行前给人看眼大合照,太圣父の残忍了。。不过比起这些我更震惊这玩意儿能拍第二部啊居然!! p.s.多多这部的造型美翻了 我爱了爱了...还有佐野勇斗好久不见不演死宅男了居然看着有点帅 我笑。

  • 操傲易 8小时前 :

    ()好低的分就是说,喜欢那个teeth room 看恶心了

  • 承一嘉 4小时前 :

    挺喜欢的分段式恐怖片,虽然很多桥段都似曾相识。部分铺垫很到位,结果包袱抖出来也不过如此。演员长得都挺好看的,常常会让我更加关注颜值,而忽略他们角色的状态

  • 军思松 6小时前 :

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  • 呼友菱 1小时前 :

    坂道现在专演漫改赌片?智斗不如狂赌之渊,狂赌还有那么多美少女

  • 振辰 5小时前 :

    2 女鬼(远景)

  • 卫文华 0小时前 :

    剧情有点莫名其妙,也无开头,也无因果。感觉专门为了吓唬人而设计,没有真正的恐怖。

  • 媛俊 9小时前 :

    颜值片完全是,看他们那么中二,还是挺爽的,流星的这个角色感觉跟熊猫饲养员一样hhh三浦翔平也是年纪越大越帅,这个笔直笔直的身材,“啧”的时候太有型了!就是被绞刑有点惨,好好的科学家,被权力财力彻底毁掉了=L= 樱井海音虽然戏份很少但真是颜值好诶,最中二的还是本乡奏多,也就佐野勇斗还算是个正常boy🤭

  • 平逸 1小时前 :

    颜值片完全是,看他们那么中二,还是挺爽的,流星的这个角色感觉跟熊猫饲养员一样hhh三浦翔平也是年纪越大越帅,这个笔直笔直的身材,“啧”的时候太有型了!就是被绞刑有点惨,好好的科学家,被权力财力彻底毁掉了=L= 樱井海音虽然戏份很少但真是颜值好诶,最中二的还是本乡奏多,也就佐野勇斗还算是个正常boy🤭

  • 房绿蓉 0小时前 :

  • 宣以晴 0小时前 :

    期待这么久,结果...好无语的梗。牙科寄生虫那个可以拍个电影了,让人想起铁线虫。

  • 功莺韵 7小时前 :

    情节中二,妆发中二,台词中二,一切中二,挺正常的男主,弄得很不正常

  • 喆鹏 0小时前 :

    吓人是挺吓人的,就是没啥逻辑的吓人。jump scare过多了!

  • 康驰 8小时前 :

    5.9/10 这雾气蒙蒙的感觉也太棒了,但结尾处理也太草率了点吧,完全浪费怪物造型。

  • 呼延柔惠 6小时前 :

    很早之前看过原著,语言简洁但是非常会把握读者的吓点,还会挖坑。电影就非常失望,不仅早早揭秘,深山传说这种恐怖片的任何精华都给丢得一干二净,除了血腥啥也没有,找个原住民大爷两句话就给说完了,增加了一些毫无意义的童年阴影和羁绊。失望了。

  • 仲素昕 4小时前 :

    怎么能这么无聊,比赛也很降智,不是说漫画很烧脑吗,电影就这?还不如多刷几遍LG啊,只有银发流星值得看,三星是我最后的宽容了。。。。

  • 明初 3小时前 :

    3星给会动的班目和夜行。其实光废弃大厦或抽鬼牌就够一部电影的内容了,导演非要两个都包,结果当然两个都做不好。。尤其是马高,班目费那么大劲感化他干嘛?后面就直接打酱油了。鞍马的改动也莫名其妙,原著里气场十足的黑帮大姐变成了暗恋噬谎者的傻白甜,认真的吗?但是,身为原著的粉丝,能在有生之年看到会动的噬谎者是够感动的,虽然很遗憾地应该没有以后了。。

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