剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 周耘志 2小时前 :

    怎么说,就蛮一般的,之前吹得这么厉害,也没逃过今年恐怖片必烂的魔咒,什么暗黑童话啥的气氛完全没起来,还不如小孩瘦骨嶙峋的身子可怕呢。

  • 卫明娟 7小时前 :

    颜值片完全是,看他们那么中二,还是挺爽的,流星的这个角色感觉跟熊猫饲养员一样hhh三浦翔平也是年纪越大越帅,这个笔直笔直的身材,“啧”的时候太有型了!就是被绞刑有点惨,好好的科学家,被权力财力彻底毁掉了=L= 樱井海音虽然戏份很少但真是颜值好诶,最中二的还是本乡奏多,也就佐野勇斗还算是个正常boy🤭

  • 劳琴韵 2小时前 :

    每个故事都是没讲太透彻,牙虫故事还不错,就是太短了。

  • 延鹏云 5小时前 :

    好拉,就是靠着猎奇心理也能看完,但看完啥也留不下的水平

  • 少昆卉 3小时前 :

    番外把我的期望值拉到极低,结果正片还不错啊——到ババ抜き之前都挺酷的hhhhh流星好帅好矮啊hhhhh

  • 可娜 3小时前 :

    3.5星吧,不过看到KANATA和流星又共演了,感动程度凑个4星。没看过原著,不过设定应该类似赌博默示录,不过个人感觉从赌博设计和破解来说比较低水平了。不过这部里银发的流星颜值真能打啊,而且还发挥了他的好身手。如果DD演技真的没法突破了,以后就专攻纯爱和动作戏吧,剧情片就…

  • 婧弦 9小时前 :

    相对于剪辑特效缺失的是内容的提升

  • 孔鹏池 0小时前 :

    看着机翻字幕的电影真真伤不起,都是连蒙带猜:

  • 刀一雯 0小时前 :

    喜欢这种小镇恐怖故事,还可以,没有太多强行作妖的安排

  • 京半槐 4小时前 :

    挺没意思的,隧道,好像就是普通的车祸,红衣女,应该是校园暴力,但是爬楼那个有点搞笑,寄生虫那个到底你是想表达啥,墙里的声音那个有点吓人,但是原因没讲清楚,重生那个,女的为啥跳楼自杀就为了夺取对方的身体?衣柜,二手东西别随便买,镜中女子,长得挺难看的,冥婚那个女尸体舔嘴唇莫不是喜剧片?人体模特创意还行,但是目的是啥?凑数?密室逃脱啥玩意,本剧最差

  • 惠涵润 3小时前 :

    故事太多了,又短又莫名其妙,尤其是后面的故事们突然结束了,有的故事讲得都不知所云,太难看了。这真的不是粉丝电影吗?几乎都是爱豆出演,那么多爱豆出演,真是有的演的真的不错,有的演技拉胯到不行,说的就是最后两篇。电影想效仿恐怖故事吧,又没恐怖故事的剧情精彩,就只剩下和一惊一乍的镜头来支撑了。

  • 卫岚 1小时前 :

    跟同类型的《赌博默示录》、《狂赌之渊》相差很多,算是加了点动作戏,唯一能说的就是B'z来配唱主题曲。

  • 吕水风 6小时前 :

    塑料模特那个是恐怖谷效应其他的真的就那样.

  • 婧枫 7小时前 :

    编剧这整啥啊,故事的收尾简直太烂了,完全是为了凑画面吓人,都把我看睡了…衣柜那个还行吧。

  • 休禧 4小时前 :

    家庭创伤下的邪魔杀戮,有北欧得肃杀感,导演的画面审美也极好,即使节奏缓慢也让人看得下去,小演员的表演也是功不可没。

  • 嘉丽 1小时前 :

    一星给阴郁的气氛和漫天浓雾下肃杀的氛围,恐怖气氛不错,可惜内容太过平庸,怪物又看不清,恐怖气氛弱了不少

  • 婧枫 0小时前 :

    jesus christ this is so boring

  • 彩蓓 2小时前 :

    可以不看。特效好尬,细碎的小故事每个都来不及恐怖,二手家具还可以。

  • 凡振 9小时前 :

    烦恼的点是没有因,只有果,很让人抓狂! 后面是真的烦死了,叫叫叫叫叫

  • 出痴春 3小时前 :

    每个故事都很平庸;好的恐怖片太少;美女真多

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