Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
标准爆米花，剧情俗套。不过盖尔加朵够飒够美，拿嘉宾做彩蛋也挺有趣的，挽尊了，值个三星吧
让人失望的烂片。这个导演和造型化妆和摄影也是绝了，把盖尔加朵丑的一面竟然拍出来了，两厢对比，可见神奇女侠摄制组的高明。
——哦，是加朵！哦！一切都很合理！哦！再浮夸一点！请踩脸！哦！请多微笑！她能！她可以打倒肌肉男！周围的小boss们为什么能克制住自己不赞美！
爆米花片，嘴炮恶搞型搞笑，反转没料到蛮可爱的；已经在期待2了。
还行吧徐帆 祁厅长演技在线 那个闺女演的也可以，珍惜身边的亲人吧，失去了才知道珍贵
三个人之间的化学反应如同道恩强森的头一样，毫-无。
电影真的可以靠“大数据”算出来的吗？我想应该是可以算出来的，只是这样的电影显然只能循规蹈矩，所以也就不功不过，显得非常流水线非常死板。他们仨的卡司组合的确是非常亮眼，但是每个人的角色分工同样是非常陈旧。《卫报》评论说就像机器人看了一大堆电影后吐出来的复写作品真是非常恰当的比喻了。的确，爆米花电影要啥自行车？可是，看多了这样的电影真的非常容易腻。
N社大概是翻了翻评论数据榜，BL，美女，巨石，神奇女侠，小贱贱，话痨，盗贼，飙车，纳粹，古希腊，军火商，俄罗斯，寒冬监狱，金蛋，金库，指纹，国际刑警……唉呀妈呀，太高科技了！能把这么多关键词写进一部电影里，绝对够高科技的。
三个都是我挺喜欢的演员 对本片期待巨大 只得到及格线的流水线爆米花 最后阶段种反转本应该是大高潮但就是感觉平淡
本片将时下的热门元素强行堆砌，充分实现了1+1+1=2的方程式。
年度大型爽片，可惜没有在电影院拿包爆米花看了，这大概就是一部电影像是看了好几部电影的感觉，整个一个大杂烩，强森负责壮，加朵负责美，小贱贱负责嘴炮，好一个各司其职。
第三幕发生在丛林，是在吐槽道恩·强森太多电影都有丛林元素，《丛林奇兵》《地心历险记2》《勇敢者游戏》系列、《狂暴巨兽》《丛林奇航》，以及《红色通缉令》，仿佛在说：想不到吧，一部偷盗电影都能和丛林扯上关系。
想到了这是一部十分催泪的电影，也是没想到，从头哭到尾，把带的纸巾都用完了，虽然很多地方很刻意，但还是泪流满面。电影中，徐帆饰演的妈妈对对张婧仪饰演的女儿李小美说，“宝贝儿，妈妈等不了”，我想说，“妈妈，你怎么不等等宝贝儿”呀，虽然很多地方我都代入不了，我没有这么被事无巨细的关心过，操心过，电影中这种关心很窒息，却也有点羡慕。
挺多逻辑上的bug和不合理的巧合。但还是合格的爽片一部。另，主教好欲
7分。合格的爆米花，上不了什么台面，看了也就图个乐~~~三个人都完成了自己的使命，耍拳的，卖肉的，还有搞笑的~~~角色的吸引力还是可以的，但故事撑不起来，也没什么强力的反派，总体还是太过平淡了点。Ryan Reynolds自从演了死侍以后怎么什么角色都是这么碎碎念了？？？还好Gal Gadot的颜依然能打，整体还是可以看看的。
没有惊鸿一瞥，四平八稳又漏洞百出，游乐园历险，但动作场面又不好看，比如开头那段怕脚手架拍的什么玩意啊，又乱又杂耍……
有些片，20年前看是好片，现在看还是好片，有些片，20年前看是好片，现在看就是烂片。这个红色通缉令就是这种因为同类型的片太多了导致怎么看都是套路老套剧情平淡的代表。
破防了 对比自己 我和我父母的关系极为糟糕 可我不知道怎么去改善 内心深处其实很渴望亲情
疫情时代能看到这三位一起演部片就已经要感恩了
7分。
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